Bush will restore honor and integrity to the
White House.
Nothing is more important
in a time of war than cutting taxes.
George W. Bush is a great guy to
have a beer with.
George W. Bush is a Texan.
George Bush was a
successful businessman.
Bush won Florida in 2000.
Losing by 2
million votes in 2000 is a mandate.
This administration will hold
itself accountable.
Bush will make health
insurance affordable for low-income families.
It is executive
privilege not to reveal the members of the energy task force.
Vice
President Cheney no longer has ties with Halliburton.
Bush is not
that familiar with Ken “Kenny Boy” Lay.
Outsourcing will
create more jobs.
The vast majority of Bush's tax cuts go to the
bottom end of the spectrum.
Tax cuts increase federal revenue.
The estate
tax hurts family farms.
Privatizing Social Security will save
Social Security.
Citizens will earn more money for retirement with
“private accounts.”
Republican proposals to change
Social Security are not plans to “privatize.”
They are
not “private accounts,” they are “personal
accounts.”
The budget deficit will be cut in half in four
years.
The economy is doing great.
They hate
us for our freedom.
The creation of a department specializing in
Domestic Security isn’t necessary.
Refusing to support the
creation of a new Department of Homeland Security is
anti-American.
The Patriot Act is needed to protect
Americans.
Giving up some freedoms is necessary to defend
freedom.
No one could have anticipated airplanes
flying into buildings.
We have removed the Taliban from
Afghanistan.
You're either with us or against us.
We
don’t want the smoking gun to be in the form of a mushroom
cloud.
The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein
recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.
Anyone
who leaks information will no longer be a part of this
administration.
There can be no doubt that Saddam has
reconstituted his WMD program.
The only way to get Zarqawi is to
invade Iraq.
Saddam Hussein attacked us on 9/11.
We're fighting
them over there so we don't have to fight them here.
Critics of
the war are liberal, left-wing radicals.
Opposition to the war
gives aid and comfort to the enemy.
Democrats hate
America.
Dissent is unpatriotic.
The Iraqis will welcome us
with open arms and flowers.
It could take six days, six weeks - I
doubt six months.
Several hundred thousand troops is wildly off
the mark.
Iraqi oil will pay for the war and
the reconstruction.
US liability for the war shouldn’t be
more than a billion dollars.
Saddam would not let the weapons
inspectors in the country.
Saddam would not let the weapons
inspectors do their jobs.
There is a large international coalition
participating in “Operation Iraqi Freedom.”
We know
where the WMD are. They’re in the area around Baghdad and
Tikrit and north, south, west and east somewhat.
Those trucks we
found in Iraq were mobile biological weapons labs.
Iraq sent its
WMDs to Syria.
Mission accomplished.
The violence is the result
of a few Baathist dead-enders.
The insurgency is in its last
throes.
Bring It On.
No one could have anticipated the Iraqi
insurgency.
There is no civil war in Iraq.
We've turned a
corner in Iraq.
A spike in violence in Iraq is a sign of American
success as insurgents resist positive changes.
A decline in
violence in Iraq is indicative of American success in getting a
handle on Iraqi security.
Abu Ghraib was the
result of “a few bad apples.”
There is no need for a
bill banning the use of torture.
We do not torture.
A “signing
statement” freeing the executive branch from having to follow a
law is necessary during a time of war.
Progress as a result of the
“historic” pass of sovereignty, formation of government,
election in Iraq will be seen in the next 6 to 8 months.
When they
stand up, we'll stand down.
A plan to withdraw troops is
defeatist.
U.S. beliefs that Iraq had WMD was an intelligence
lapse.
The WMD mistakes were made in good faith.
Congress had
access to the same intelligence on Iraq.
There is a war on Christmas.
There is a
war on Easter.
Democrats and the ACLU want to ban the
bible.
Democrats and the ACLU want to make it illegal to
pray.
Bush was elected by “values voters.”
Dems
struggle to attract “values voters.”
Gay marriage threatens the sanctity of
marriage.
Republicans are pro-life.
Democrats are the party of
death.
Evolution isn't supported by the facts.
There are
legitimate scientists who dispute the "liberal" theories
about evolution.
Man existed alongside the dinosaurs.
The
earth is 6,000 years old.
Ronald Reagan was
the best president in history.
The media is liberal.
The Healthy Forests
Initiative will help forests.
No Child Left Behind will help
children.
The Clear Skies Initiative will reduce air pollution.
Republicans are compassionate conservatives.
There is no
global warming.
There is global warming, but humans aren't
causing it.
If there is global warming, it's actually good for
us.
There are legitimate scientists who dispute the "liberal"
theories about global warming.
Sex education causes STDs and
increases pregnancy rates.
HPV vaccine will cause teen sex cults.
Unemployment numbers have never been so low.
Tax breaks for Hummers are good for
the economy.
Pat Tillman was killed by enemy fire.
"Bin Laden Determined to Strike within the U.S."
was a historical document.
Democrats voted for the war too.
Iraq is the central
front on the war on terrorism.
Yellow ribbon magnets on your car
mean you support the troops.
If our military commanders need more
troops, all they have to do is ask for them.
The Founding Fathers
were Christians.
America
is a Christian nation.
Terry Schiavo wanted to live.
Michael
Schiavo wanted to murder his wife.
Michael Schiavo abused his
wife.
Terry Schiavo can laugh, smile & communicate.
Terry
Schiavo can recover.
The country is 'bitterly divided' over the
Schiavo controversy.
George W. Bush is a war hero. John Kerry
isn't.
John Kerry shot himself in the leg to earn his medals.
Max Cleeland blew off his own limbs.
Bush is a war
president.
Bush is a popular president.
Bush critics are 'shrill,' 'angry,'
'bitter’
George W. Bush is a decider.
Dick
Cheney is a sober shooter.
Joe Wilson admitted that Valerie Plame
wasn't covert.
Valerie Plame is a traitor.
Joseph Wilson is a
traitor.
Patrick Fitzgerald is going to indict Joe Wilson.
Karl
Rove has a faulty memory.
Diebold voting machines are
secure.
Fox News is fair and balanced.
Jeff Gannon is a
journalist.
Bill O’Reilly looks out for you by cutting
through the spin to get to the truth.
Chris Matthews will not let
anything get by him.
Tim Russert asks the tough questions.
Dan
Rather got what was coming to him.
No one could have anticipated
the breech of the levies.
Kathleen Blanco never asked for federal
help.
Ray Nagin should have used the buses.
All of the
president’s nominations should be given an “up or down
vote.”
John Roberts would be a great Supreme Court
justice.
Harriet Miers would be a great Supreme Court justice.
Harriet Miers is the best candidate to fill the Supreme Court
vacancy.
It is not necessary to give Harriet Miers an immediate
“up or down vote.”
Sam Alito is the best candidate to
fill the Supreme Court vacancy.
It is the duty of Congress to
approve the President’s nominations.
Tom DeLay is decent
Christian businessman.
The Delay investigation is the result of a
rabidly partisan prosecutor.
Nobody at the White House knows Jack
Abramoff.
Democrats took money from Jack Abramoff too.
The
Corruption scandals are bipartisan.
The 9/11 plot would have been
discovered with the NSA domestic spying program.
Press reports
about warrantless wire tapping undermines American national
security.
Democrats don't want to
wiretap terrorists.
Whenever we say "wiretap," that
means we're going to get a court order.
The government is tapping
your phone to protect you.
Leaks of classified information
authorized by the President are ok because he can de-classify
anything at will.
Leaks of classified information to the press by
a whistleblower to expose illegal activity are treasonous and will be
prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
You cannot have Civil
Liberties if you are dead. (Maybe not, but at least your children would still have them!)
Anyone who thinks Dubai shouldn't
control our ports is racist.
No one who thinks we should build a
wall along the Mexican border is racist.
The national anthem
should only be sung in English.
Mexicans must be stopped from
taking jobs Americans won't do.
Scooter Libby has a faulty memory.
Gas
prices are high because of liberal environmentalists.
Gas prices
are high because of taxes.
Drilling in the Alaska National
Wildlife Refuge will lower the price of oil.
High gas prices are
the result of increased global demand.
Capping gas prices
interferes with the free market.
Gas is still cheaper in America
than in Europe.
Windfall taxes on high oil company profits is
socialism.
It’s surprising that Bush’s poll numbers
are so low since people like him so much.
Basically everybody
likes the president except for a few wackos on the left.
George
Bush doesn't read the polls.
The Democrats are in disarray.
The
Democrats are struggling to take advantage of opportunities even with
a weakened GOP.
Some Democrat party insiders are concerned the
party is too liberal.
Some Democrat party insiders say Howard Dean
is destroying the party.
Howard Dean can't raise money.
The
Republican Party is the party of ideas.
Democrats lack new
ideas.
Democrats are struggling to articulate ideas.
Democrats
take a political hit criticizing Bush when he has strong poll
numbers.
Democrats look like they are “piling on” if
they criticize Bush when he has weak poll numbers.
Al Gore is an
angry madman.
John McCain is a maverick.
John McCain is a
straight shooter.
Hillary Clinton will be the Democrat nominee in
2008.
Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.
War
is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength